Wednesday, January 18, 2012

No I don't think I'm going to go out today. I much prefer to live precariously through the lives of fictional characters.

So I started reading "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" which is hilarious and disgusting. At first the Author/Narrator reminded me of Steven a bit and I was immediately charmed, but by Chapter 2 "The Blowjob Follies" my opinion changed rapidly. No, no he's not like Steven at all. Your melancholy and you write alike but the relationship ends there. Anyway, I am only 4 chapters in and am greatly entertained.

Back at swimming again, because Chris bought me a bathing suit I don't feel like a house in. I actually really love swimming but somewhere between 12 and 13 while waiting to take my Bronze Cross I decided I was fat and stop swimming for the most part of the last seven years, but anyway I'm back at it and it feels pretty good.

I sort of put my two weeks notice in at Fynnigans. Well I told them I was going to but they bargained with me until I agreed to just start working every other Sunday morning. Doug apparently told Cora "He won't let me quit" Most of all I do is just read and eat, but I guess just showing up to work there is a pretty big deal.

Anyway I am quite tired and a little jealous of the way Chris passes out after about 30 seconds of head to pillow contact, and I think I shall follow suit.

PS: Have a told you how I orgasmed for the first time ever a month ago? Because that's new too.

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