Monday, April 4, 2011

Ew.

So my grandma crapped all over the floor in the middle of night and didn't bother to clean it up. Just made a new bed on the other couch and went back to sleep. Who the fuck does that? My Grandma is the answer. My Grandmother. Is she incapable of cleaning it up? No. My mother is less able to do it than she is, being that my mom has MS. In fact, my grandmother dearest went bowling after. Just left her shit (I do mean literal shit) all over the floor, and left.

Dear Grandma,

         You don't have a bowel problem. Not really. ALL YOU EAT IS YOGURT! That's it!! Yogurt and old fruit. You don't believe in expire dates. You eat old yogurt and milk. THAT IS WHY YOU SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

My parents live in my grandma's house. (She has more than one.) They rent from her. Last summer my grandma asked to stay the night there, and never left. Now my parents are stuck with her. She doesn't clean up after herself and she is a total bitch. She has been living there for 8 months and she has not once, NOT ONCE had a bath or a shower. How fucking disgusting is that?

UGH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

This isn't even supposed to be my problem but my parents are less independent than Sam and so it becomes my problem because I'm the person they complain to and ask for help. They can't make her leave, it's her house. They can't leave, cause they apparently can't afford it.

Dear Parents,
                Get yourselves out of debt. Make some cut backs, and get shit done, before your covered in it, and move out. I am your child, I should not have to tell you that!

Son of a bitch.
I do not want to take care of anyone. It's why I'm pro abortion.

- Pissed off and tired.