My cat is the cutest, cuddliest kitty in the whole world.

Things I like about today.

That moment, where your a couple days late on your period, and right when your about to pee on a stick, you pull down your panties and there is blood! Glorious, glorious blood. I deeply enjoy not being pregnant. There's just something about not spending a grand to have something killed or sacrificing the rest of your life, that just makes a girl happy.

In other news I smoked pot for the first time in my life. Kyle offered, and to throw Chris off I said yes. Though honestly I always thought my first time would be with Steven.

It was way fucking better than those brownies. Oh gawd those brownies... never again. So anyways, back to pot, it's relaxing for sure, and it makes my head feel heavy. I would probably do it again if offered and in the right mood, but I still wouldn't say it's really my thing. I'm not really a big drinker either. I guess, I just don't like not feeling 100% in control of my body. Also my reaction times are a lot slower when I'm high. OH, and I feel a lot less angry and irritable, which is nice.

This penguin costume is itchy.

I sold my blazer today. 3000$ in my pocket! I do miss it though. It's reliability and it's airplane noises. Byebye blaze. Hope my alcoholic cousin takes good care of you.

That's all for now.

-Lindsay